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Is "Chicken SOup" Too Sweet for Your Soul?

When you take the road less traveled, do you get lost? When bad things happen to other people, do you feel good? Do self-help books make you feel selfish and helpless? Congratulations, you're one of us. Welcome to the farthest side of reality -- and the first collection of stories sure to harden your heart and dampen your spirit.

Chicken Poop for the Soul

Here is the story of "Step-Mother Teresa" who turned an orphanage in Calcutta into a sweatshop...and "The True Meaning of Love," romance as seen from a stalker's point of view. Explore the positive side of feeling bad in "The Joys of Depression." Learn the code of the urban teacher who vows "I will never respond to a student's demands, no matter how outrageous, with the phase 'Over my dead body.'" Read the multimillion-dollar government study that discovered that the primary cause of anxiety in America is government studies. And, finally, learn the true secret of happiness.

Ruthlessly hilarious, this is the world's first "sinspirational" book, a guide absolutley guaranteed never to be a selection of Oprah's Book Club..
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42 Stories from the Heart: Things can go horribly wrong. We all know that. Sometimes the guy doesn't get the girl, sometimes the eighteen-wheeler flips over on a bus-load of nuns and sometimes the donated heart, on its way to an orphan in desperate need of a transplant, gets eaten by a rabid pack of wolves. You can't make this stuff up. We all know there's enough hope and love in the world. We all know that there's so much sickly sweetness forced down our throats everyday that we might just barf. Well, you've got the cure right in your hand. Chicken Soup For The Sole: Stories to Harden the Heart and Dampen the Spirit is just the antidote you've been looking for. There. That's better. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Robert Hawke is an actor and writer who has done a lot of things, including and not limited to getting up well before noon today and putting on pants. That's the start of any good day, people, so take note! Rob has co-created three different one-man shows including "F--- You Cancer: A terminally funny one-man show," which has played to standing ovations in Europe and North America. He is one-half of the comedy duo "Fast & Dirty" which produced the CD Live from Our Pants. He shared in a Gemini Nomination for Best Writing In a Comedy Series and is an alumnus of The Second City National Touring Company. He likes long walks in the rain and is far too fond of his guitar..
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Every school has students who are scorners and mockers How can you dampen their influence? Rick Horne, drawing on more than 30 years in education, describes the powerful effect these students have in your school and provides straightforward and practical steps to deal with these students and minimize their protentially devastating influence..
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This digital document is an article from Fund Raising Management, published by Hoke Communications, Inc. on December 1, 1992. The length of the article is 600 words. The page length shown above is based on a typical 300-word page. The article is delivered in HTML format and is available in your Amazon.com Digital Locker immediately after purchase. You can view it with any web browser.

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Title: Recession fails to dampen giving, volunteering. (Editorial)
Author: William Olcott
Publication:Fund Raising Management (Magazine/Journal)
Date: December 1, 1992
Publisher: Hoke Communications, Inc.
Volume: v23 Issue: n10 Page: p6(1)

Article Type: Editorial

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Title: HIGH COURT DAMPENS OIL PLANS.(by Mallon Oil, Harken Energy, MKJ-Xplorations in Costa Rica)(Brief Article)
Publication:Caribbean Update (Newsletter)
Date: April 1, 2002
Publisher: Caribbean Update, Inc.
Volume: 18 Issue: 3 Page: NA

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Title: Mold can dampen any office environment.
Author: Dwayne Monaco
Publication:Fairfield County Business Journal (Magazine/Journal)
Date: May 15, 2006
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Volume: 45 Issue: 20 Page: 27(1)

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Title: Forecast: upswing: not even bad weather dampens spirited expo.
Publication:Tooling & Production (Magazine/Journal)
Date: July 1, 2005
Publisher: Nelson Publishing
Volume: 71 Issue: 7 Page: 32(2)

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Title: Presence of police dampens party time.(General News)
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Date: December 15, 2002
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Title: Bad start, star's bad knee dampen OSU's day.(Sports)(Beavers tailback Steven Jackson limps off late in the game after gaining 166 yards and running for two touchdowns)
Publication:The Register-Guard (Eugene, OR) (Newspaper)
Date: September 14, 2003
Publisher: The Register Guard
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