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1. This book contains funny new songs about school written to familiar tunes¿so they¿re easy and fun to sing for students and teachers A few examples include ¿I¿ve Been Burping in the Classroom¿ to the tune of ¿I¿ve Been Working on the Railroad,¿ ¿Angelica the Beautiful¿ to the tune of ¿America the Beautiful,¿ ¿The Halls Were Decked with Toilet Paper¿ to the tune of ¿Deck the Halls,¿ and ¿Marching Out of School¿ to the tune of the ¿Sound Off¿ (The Army Marching Song).

2. The songs are written by Bruce Lansky and his band of giggle-poets-turned-songwriters and have been tested on a panel of 500 school children. (Kids rated them ¿much funnier¿ than the most popular 4-color songbooks on the market, which shall be nameless.)

3. Each page contains 4-color illustrations by Stephen Carpenter that add even more appeal to an already charming collection. This book is sure to fill any musical occasion with giggles because these songs are about smelly lunchboxes, the prettiest girl in school, messy lockers, burping in the classroom, and the day the teacher was sent to detention..
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In Get to Know Your Gut, Joan Sauers and Joanna McMillan-Price take a candid, often hilarious look at the inner workings of our gut, explaining to readers why their stomachs act the way they do and how they can avoid many "uncomfortable" situations This indispensable book breaks down the bathroom door on previously taboo subjects, from bad breath to flatulence and every other digestive function in between, and offers straight answers to those awkward questions we all want to ask but just don’t have the nerve—such as, Why do I need to go to the bathroom when I get scared? Why do I get constipated when I travel? What color should my poo be? What makes my breath smell bad?—and much more. Illustrated with useful, easy-to-understand diagrams and filled with lists of what to do and what not to do for a wide variety of tummy troubles, Get to Know Your Gut will help readers understand how their gastrointestinal system works and what they can do to help it run more smoothly and work better..
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Pam introduces her friend Carrie to her brother, Ethan. They immediately fall in love.

When Carrie-s Mom finds out what her daughter-s new boyfriend is packing in his jeans, she sneaks into his bed, pretending to be her daughter Now Carrie and her Mom can-t get enough of Ethan-s huge cock, until Carrie catches him with her mother.

She leaves Ethan to marry a man she doesn-t love nearly as much, but not before one last ride on his huge cock.

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Pam McCullen is a freshman at college and she wants to pledge to the most exclusive and mysterious sorority on campus. Her roommate warns her to stay away, but Pam doesn't listen and decides to pledge anyway.

On the first night of the sorority pledge, Pam is inducted into their unusual hazing ritual. First, she is given a selection of controlled substances. Then she is stripped naked and blindfolded. She is taken to a room where she is tied to a bed and abused over and over by men whose faces she will never see.

At the end, she is offered the chance to be a part of their secret society of sexual obedience. But will she accept their offer to be used as a slave to strangers, or will she be horrified by what she has been put through?

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If Anal Sex Turns You On, Then You-ll Love These Five Stories!

Gentle Persuasion - "I want you naked, Lucy," Tony said, leaning over her sweating body. Straddling her, he pulled the dress up over her head and she reached up for him, her hands clawing his buttocks in an effort to pull him close enough to capture his cock with her mouth. But he caught her hands and lifted them over her head, gently slipping silken bonds attached to the bedposts around her wrists ...

Foursome - Nicky wasn-t an anal virgin, and enjoyed it if her lover was considerate and slow. But that wasn-t what she wanted with Stephen, she wanted to be sodomised long and hard and deep. Her fingers crept downwards to between her legs. Oh well, she thought, if fucking her ass was what Stephen wanted then that was what she-d do ...

Party Games - Emma stretched her hand out and slowly stroked her fingers over the bulge of Max-s prick, from the glans to the base, and reached for his zip. She slid it down, then pulled the front of his pants open, her eyes widening as Max-s long, thick penis sprang erect, quivering with the intensity of his desire ...

The Blacksmith - Joss pulled down one end of the cord he-d used to masturbate himself, looped it through the rope tying Caroline-s wrists together and hauled her up into the air, securing the other end of the cord to a ring in the wall. He watched as she hung helplessly, a faint smile on his lips ...

A Quiet Weekend - The man lying on top of Emma shuddered in ecstasy and began to come. His hips stiffened as he pressed Emma-s knees back against her breasts and thrust his cock deep within her upturned bottom, pumping out the contents of his balls. Emma stifled a scream into the man-s shoulder, her body responding with a fierce, prolonged orgasm ...

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Ethan has a new girlfriend named Molly, but she has trouble handling his oversized equipment. He breaks her in slowly, to give her time to adjust. Molly has a younger sister named Brandi, and she is all over her big sister-s new boyfriend

Ethan has trouble trying to resist when Brandi teases him and flirts with him and comes on to him. Molly and Ethan set a trap to scare Brandi with the size of his enormous cock, but when the trap backfires, Ethan winds up with two sizzling hot young women to satisfy.

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T.S. Fesseln is a master of the dark romantic side of bondage No one is safe from the torture and the passion of being chained and bound, and his stories will keep you wrapped up completely.

A new ebook by the emerging master of dark romantic erotica. T.S. Fesseln-s first ebook features six stories of love and bondage with ghosts and mummies and creatures of other horror. This collection will leave you chilled to the bone, and warm to the touch where it counts.

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Citation Details
Title: Burping cows threaten planet? You herd it here!; You herd it here!(City)
Author: Gale Reference Team
Publication:Winnipeg Free Press (Magazine/Journal)
Date: January 27, 2008
Publisher: Thomson Gale
Page: a2

Distributed by Thomson Gale.
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