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X-Rated Shots: More than 50 Shots We Dare You to Say Out Loud (Running Press Miniature Editions)
It's more than just the alcohol that gives these shot recipes that extra kick! With names that range from the merely suggestive to the downright risquŽ, these mini pages offer ways to take a tiny taste of good-natured fun. More than 50 recipes are accompanied by images of collectible shot glasses and other illustrations..
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The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of X-Rated Gags
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer's to Zoos. Among the themes are Accidents, Adultery, Australians, Breasts, Cannibals, Cowboys, Drunks, Farting, Flight Attendants, Foreplay, Honeymoons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Marriage, Masturbation, Nuns, Old age, Orgasms, Parrots, Priests, Sodomy, Surgery, Therapy, and, of course, Viagra.
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Naked Ambition: An R-rated Look at an X-rated Industry
Naked Ambition goes backstage at the Adult Video News Awards where celebrity photographer Michael Grecco shows us everything: the convention, the celebrities, the awards program, and the exclusive, private after-parties. Naked Ambition is packed with hundreds of fine-art photographs of virtually every important personality in the adult film industry..
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The Erotic Adventures of Arabella
In the tradition of Fanny Hill, but far steamier! That's how to describe this once banned classic Arabella is the story of a proud and strong-willed woman of the Victorian era. In her own words she describes the erotic escapades and kinky amours that took place behind the closed doors of 1890s society.

She chronicles a life of erotic diversions that is truly remarkable. It all begins at a very exclusive party of the era. You know the kind...the guest list is hand-picked for their sexual imaginations and discretion. Once the party begins, anything goes! And does! Fans of classic erotica will love Arabella! .
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Lust in a Stately English Mansion
Her face staring down girlishly, Letitia shook her head, though it was not true. Servants had quaint ideas as to what went on among 'the gentry', despite the actuality of this moment—despite the fact that Johnson had manfully pumped her a score of times now. On Letitia's wedding day, after most of the guests had gone and only her immediate relatives remained, there had been what was politely and carefully called a 'passing by'.

Still attired in her wedding gown—a wondrous frothery of white and cream silk and lace—Letitia had been taken into the morning room by Easton who had asked her, 'Are you ready?' Realising that she was not permitted to refuse, and that several sturdy champions had long been awaiting this moment, Letitia had blushed and nodded, whereat Easton had drawn her gown and underskirt up to her waist and tucked the heavily-folded rear between the wall and her bottom. Any jerky movements on her part would cause all to cascade again, and Letitia knew that, too, was not allowed. Hence she had kept very still while Easton removed her frilly, spotless drawers and laid them perfectly flat at her feet with the filled legs extended forward.

It was the tradition that her drawers were not to be trodden on. Such, curiously, would be a great discourtesy and an affront to her as a bride, even though she was about to be rogered by five gentlemen...
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Plantation Heat
Before the emancipation of the slaves, my father, who was of English origin, owned vast and rich plantations in the Antilles It was on one of them that I was born. At my baptism, I was given the name of Regine.

I do not believe that my readers will be interested in my infancy with such details as my first tooth and my childhood diseases. The first event that pertains to my subject occurred when I was sixteen years old, and I remember it as if it were yesterday.

At that time, I was given to the care of a Negress named Dora whose sole task was to look after me. Through her, I learned that my mother who died shortly after giving me birth was nothing but a favourite slave. It seems that she was a rare beauty with a complexion almost as white as that of a European woman. Dora told me that I looked very much like her.

I should mention that my nurse was very learned in herbs. She boasted that with her knowledge, she could cure any ailment known to man.

One herb that she often picked during our strolls she used in place of tea. It also possessed soporific powers. I remember always falling into a delicious sleep right after she gave me a cup of the brew.

One evening, she prepared the beverage, but I noticed it had a more penetrating odour than usual. Perhaps because of my stomach, it had a disagreeable taste. When she was not looking, I started to empty the contents of the cup in a flower pot, but she caught me. At her insistence, I did manage to get a few drops down.

The need I had for sleep undoubtedly came from the brew, but it seemed weaker for I woke up after only a few hours. Moonbeams were shining through the curtain into my room. By their light, I was able to make out the clock face. It was just a little after midnight.

I felt nervous and feverish. I put my hand on my cunt. I found the two lips and the satiny mons veneris. With my finger, I gently rubbed the crevice that separated them. I could smell a delightful scent emanating from it. I felt it half open under my fondling. It seemed to me that this organ I had just discovered was intimately and mysteriously bound to my life, to the very source of my being. At that time, I was ignorant of the marvellous key which, when inserted, starts the mysterious action.

But now that the veil had been partially lifted, my curiosity was all the more whetted. Also, many things I had only guessed at before became clearer. I made up my mind to find all I could about the subject.

I was lying in bed, wrapped up in those thoughts, when a low whistle caught my attention. Dora also had heard it, for she quickly got up and whispered: “Is that you, Dandy?”

The whistle was repeated.

“It's all right for you to come in,” she said. “The child is dead to the world.”

A dark form appeared at the window. I recognised him. He was an overseer, a good-looking mulatto who was known to be a passionate admirer of Dora. He took her in his arms and gave her a long kiss.

“Are you sure the girl is sound asleep? I'd like to take a look at that little cunt of hers,” he said.

“Of course she's asleep. My herb tea never fails.”

Walking on tiptoe, the mulatto approached my bed. Gently he lifted the sheets and slipped his hand between my thighs. I pretended that I was asleep, although I found it hard to remain motionless. His fingers were tickling me. Soon I experienced that pleasure I had before. For fear that the delightful sensation would stop, I kept myself rigid as a rock.

“What an adorable little cunt she has,” he commented. “Do you know, Dora, I'd like to be the first to pluck that enticing flower.”.
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The X-Rated Bible: An Irreverent Survey of Sex in the Scriptures

"Everything you wanted to know about the holiness-horniness nexus, but they wouldn't tell you."-George Carlin

Found in nearly every home, within the reach of underage children, is a book plump with scenes normally confined to sin-bins marked "Adults Only." We're talking about the Holy Bible, a book filled with incest, rape, adultery, prostitution, drugs, bestiality, castration-all the nasty stuff!

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The Convent
In 1899, when The Convent was written, stern parents would threaten their wayward children with a stay at a nunnery if they didn't improve their conduct. If Angelica, the author of The Convent, is to be believed, monasteries and nunneries should be the last places in the world where upstanding parents should dispatch their naughty children.

Angelica has been sent to a convent and it is there that she experiences the first thrusts of love and passion. Her unusual education was not derived from visiting male relatives and friends. Angelica learned all she knew from the droll and exploring residents of the convent itself and the monks of a nearby monastery who offered the nuns more than salvation.
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