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Aliens Love Underpants
It’s a totally zany story with some of the silliest illustrations to appear in many seasons—which is to say that Aliens Love Underpants will be a surefire hit among toddlers and beginning readers. When little aliens fly down to Earth, they don’t come to visit because they want to meet the Earthlings. They simply want to steal everybody’s underpants! They like them large or small, they like them red or green—and they like them in all other sizes and colors, too. They think that Mom’s pink, frilly panties are a perfect place to hide. And Grandpa’s woolly long johns make a super-whizzy slide! The text is in verse, the illustrations are big and bright, and kids who open this book will giggle from first page to last..
Price: $8.74
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Underwear Do's and Don'ts
There are a few important things to remember when you wear underwear "Do put your clean underwear away," for example "Don't put it in the freezer "Furthermore, "do dress up your dog in underwear." But "don't use your sister'sfavorite pair." Certainly "do wear underwear when you go trick-or-treating." Butplease, "don't wear it over your costume." Keep all these lessons in mind whenwearing underwear, and you can never go wrong.Todd Parr's silly little book will have readers of all ages rolling in theaisles. The book is very simple--basically just a list of do's and don'ts, nointroduction, no grand finale. Just some helpful hints for those who mightotherwise forget and bring their new underwear for show-and-tell instead of justwearing it on the first day of school. Parr's trademark, as seen in Do's and Don'ts and The Feelings Book, isterrifically bold, vivid slabs of color--some of the stick-figure childlikeillustrations feature blue-faced or green-pigtailed children. For those youngreaders who are getting ready to shed those diapers and enter the exciting worldof big-boy or big-girl underpants, this is an absolute must. (Ages 3 to 6)--Emilie Coulter.
Price: $2.98
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The Underwear Repair Kit: Fix it on the Fly
Fix It on the Fly! Real men don't do laundry--they fix it! This complete underwear-repair toolbox provides all the necessary equipment. For all those guys out there who manage to keep underpants longer than relationships or who go underwear-shopping about as often as they willingly buy opera tickets (you know who you are), this is the perfect kit. Hilarious, quirky, completely original, it makes a better Father's Day gift than yet another tie he won't wear. The kit has all the essential underwear-repair power tools a man could need, including needle and thread, iron-on patches, 2 safety pins, an elastic waistband, duct tape, white-out, and a 32-page Instruction MAN-u-al that clearly demonstrates the ins and outs of proper maintenance and repair to turn that one pair into an ever-wear..
Price: $6.33
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The History of Underclothes
Fascinating survey of various undergarments worn by the English over six centuries Well-documented, scholarly presentation enhanced with over 100 period illustrations depicting laced-up bodice of the 12th century, embroidered linen drawers (1500s), hooped petticoat support in bentwood (c. 1750), footed long drawers (1795), 19th-century bustles, early 19th-century corsets for men, Victorian "bust improvers," much more. .
Price: $7.70
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What Color Is Your Underwear?
This hilarious lift-the-flap features animals and the underwear they wear! Kids will roar with laughter as they lift each flap and reveal boxers on a horse, furry undies on a crocodile, leafy green bloomers on a sheep, and more. We save the best for last, though--on the final spread, an elephant is hiding behind a large leaf...for good reason. He forgot to put on any underwear! This is a fun way to teach colors...and the importance of wearing your drawers!.
Price: $3.60
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Life's Too Short to Fold Your Underwear
A gifted storyteller, Patricia Lorenz shares funny anecdotes about her own family: wayward pets, early-morning paper routes, mail-order gifts and more. She shares her secret for turning negatives into positives and provides real-life examples about becoming happier and more fulfilled. Her new book is sure to grab each reader's funny bone and shake her out of the rut of wrong priorities, self-pity and perfectionism! Combining common sense with good humor and a generous heart, Patricia Lorenz will inspire readers to a life that bubbles with creative solutions and contagious joy..
Price: $9.97
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Change Your Underwear Twice a Week: Lessons from the Golden Age of Classroom Filmstrips
In the pre-Internet, pre-VCR—oh, go ahead, call them prehistoric—days of baby boomers' grade school, the high art of audiovisual classroom programming was the filmstrip. If you're old enough, you remember the darkened room, the hum of the projector, and the beeep that signaled the teacher to turn to the next frame. If you weren't busy shooting spitballs, filmstrips might even have taught you something about science, hygiene, the great bounty of American farms and factories. With simple illustrations and quaint photographs that evoke a more innocent era, Change Your Underwear Twice a Week is the first book to collect dozens of these filmstrip treasures together, creating a panorama of four decades of overlooked graphic design, popular culture, and inadvertent humor. Readers from the Internet generation will get a good chuckle over what appears to be electronic cave art. But you'll also discover one of the great subtexts of postwar American life. From the mid-1940s until the late 1960s, filmstrips were the coming attractions of capitalism and the American way, teaching youngsters how society wanted them to view the world. Filmstrips celebrated our foundering railroads ("Tommy Takes a Train Trip"), the space program ("The Moon, Our Nearest Neighbor"), and our trusted friend the butcher, the milkman, the mailman, and the cop. They taught us not to sit too close to our new TV sets and why we should change our underwear twice a week (presumably, Commies did this only once a week). A chronicle of America's filmstrip experience, Change Your Underwear Twice a Week is also a glimpse into the companies and eccentric pioneers who created these graphic gems and how they influenced several generations of American youth..
Price: $2.90
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Arthur's Underwear (Arthur Adventure Series)
No matter how Buster reassures him, Arthur keeps having nightmare that he'll forget to put his pants on before going to school. So he and Buster devise a number of schemes to keep him from falling asleep...after all, he can't have bad dreams without going to sleep! Or can he? This hilarious Arthur Adventure is sure to strike a chord with parents and children alike..
Price: $2.99
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